Ringing The Alarm!!! | Golf News and Tour Information [Video]

I’m not picky. I’m a cancer. I’ll make anything work for the good of the group. I don’t send food back, I believe in inexpensive wine, I don’t change putters every three weeks. I have boxers with holes, t-shirts with stains. (I know–you’re wishing I stopped at “three weeks.”)

But when I showed up at the Avis counter in Raleigh and the man behind the window handed me the keys and pointed at my car, I had to pause.

“Yes,” the man said. And he was excited about it. “The red one. It’s brand new. It only has 26 miles on it.”

There it was. In all of it’s brand new glory. A Chrysler PTCruiser. As red as the core of the earth. If this guy wasn’t so excited for me I would’ve immediately asked for a switch. But no. In my mind, even as the customer in this case, …