10 guys who should NEVER participate in No-Shave November | Golf News and Tour Information [Video]

My fellow Americans, welcome to No-Shave November, an annual celebration of letting yourself go that finds men from San Diego to Saskatchewan banding together to fight cancer…and society’s tyrannical demand that they look “presentable” while studying the cooking directions of an Easy Mac container in the grocery store for 10 consecutive minutes. But as mother always says, just because you can, doesn’t mean you should, and if you’re one of the beard-challenged gentlemen on the list below, you most definitely should not.

There’s no need to rush, kid. There will be plenty of time to stumble through one embarrassing facial hair phase after the next when you’re a grown man with responsibilities, a career, and several online dating profiles.

35-Year-Olds With the Facial Hair of 15-Year-Olds

As Clint Eastwood once said, “A man’s got to know his limitations,” and if you’re not taking advice from Clint Eastwood, then who the hell are you taking it from?

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